Några skämt i precis min typ av humor (läs död) från en fin hemsida.

And then God created Saturn… And he liked it, so he put a ring on it.

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Just a quick word of warning:

Beware.

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My girlfriend told me I suffer from a lack of imagination.

I said, “Yeah? Well you suffer from a lack of imagination”.

That showed her.

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Life before Google – a short story:

“I just thought of something I’d like to know more about”
“Well that’s a fucking shame”

The end.

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Being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing.

;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;:;

Say the word “election” the way a Japanese person would and have a little chuckle to yourself.

Go on, you deserve it.

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To everybody saying that Lady Gaga is a man, you must feel pretty stupid now after seeing her new video with Beyonce. She is in the kitchen making sandwiches like every woman should be.

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  1. es

    hahahahahahahahaha

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